A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!
A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!
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The guys discuss how Damon’s saved soul qualifies him as a hero, when “six to a stick” is the only acceptable measurement for a green coaster on your table, and why turtle tunnels are essential in preventing train derailment.
The guys discuss why choosing the correct prison activity can definitely change your sentence, how the lower your avocados hang the thicker your guacamole gets, and where your pizza literally comes out of the oven hot as lava.
The guys discuss when it can be a felony if you “ain’t no hollaback girl”, why Domino’s regrets not thoroughly explaining what constitutes an “emergency” to Damon, and how Iowa is the hub for a crappy giraffe jewelry smuggling ring from Kenya.
The guys discuss the hidden dangers of allowing retired opera singers access to their bow and arrow collection, how when you’re the first to invent something nurses lineup to rub it all over you, and why you’ll never have enough washer fluid to remove a corpse from your windshield.
The guys discuss how the street value of a kidney is far greater than you'd ever imagine, when a single T and a double L does not guarantee an expedited check-in, and why the roofs of orphanages have become the most sought after real estate in the billionaire community.
The guys discuss how it's never really a party until you reroute a river, when packing a parachute is equally as important as monogrammed trinkets, and why an extremely photogenic 3rd Place Uber simply cannot medal.
The guys discuss how nothing comes between a ninja and his pudding, why FitBit is the world's worst ever wingman, and when overindulging yourself with hot toaster strudels in the bubble bath can traumatize a child
The guys discuss what Ted's "dying wish" is, when an exuberant "unh uhh" followed by a pounding stapler means the defense rests, and why Andean bears love rivers and taking old timey photos.
The guys discuss how one simple bathroom technique can instantly make you single, when death is not a deterrent to an accurate weather prediction, and what might possibly be the world's oddest war souvenir.
This week the guys discuss the what is possibly the world's worst adoption under $12.00, when a handwritten note can guarantee you access to secret files, and where you can reflect upon life in a six foot deep hole. ...in a cemetery...
The guys discuss the best way to expand the square footage of your home by only removing one wall, how Mac avoided placing a discreet body part on a cold door knob, and why Damon believes he should only be written up when stealing a Honey Baked Ham.
The guys discuss why being funny is way more important than being physically attractive, when having a uniform and face can get you punched, and how running a negative ad campaign against Damon requires basically zero effort.
The guys uncover the most narcissistic set of Fun Facts ever given, invent a coupon that delivers terrible and extremely unrelated news, and determine that if dinosaurs were alive today they would absolutely love bagels.
The guys discuss how Damon is far less than 1/3 of an elite athlete, challenge the likelihood of Ted eating cookies, and then discover the best part of waking up needs Bluetooth to your cup.
The guys discuss the world's most expensive, bedazzled kitchen utensil, how to build infinite wealth two gold bars at a time, and Damon protects his family by repeatedly destroying deadly countertop piñatas.
The guys discuss home improvement store ninjas, why you should judge people solely based on the condition of a specific kitchen appliance, and how Mac's treatment of puppies depends on the placement of their kangaroo.
The guys discuss the world's first "ambassador to the extraterrestrial", how to surprise your Valentine with a moderately cool chocolate in Detroit, and the plausible deniability of a late night double waffle.
The guys discuss "Rage Quitting" holidays, the appropriate amount of effort required to sell items that were previously earmarked for the curb, and Ted flies after a false confirmation of safety.
The guys welcome back Damon for their first recording in over a month, Ted refuses Carrot Cake only to enjoy more free appetizers, and Mac has a new favorite job that requires the word "stage" be mentioned.
Damon's eyeball gets wet, his beef becomes infinitely dry, and his use of drop #15 on the board remains excessive.
Ted perfects his 90's female psychic impression, Mac gets showered with gifts and has to bleep himself for free, and Damon needs an electrician in studio to wire up a light.
The guys very ignorantly pour salt on chickens, stumble upon the reason for George Washington's awkward smile, and determine the absolute bare necessities for being stranded in the wilderness.
The guys discover having Mac fully visible can lead to heartache, Damon is not a contractor nor cashier, and Ted reveals the underlying meaning of Damon's existence!
The guys dabble in appliance relocation, try to determine if they stink or it's just the booze, and discover the world's largest late fee in existence!
We who’s got the holiday spirit and who’s just tricked into making the house less drafty, Welcome Back Kotter becomes relevant almost 50 years later, and we discuss a man who MAY instantly become a household name!
Picking up where we left off with some strange stories, the guys may have pushed the envelope too far this time. Damon needs to look different and smell better, Big Mac "one ups" with a deeper/darker tunnel than was ever imagined, and Ted institutes a whole new level of "timestamping"!
The guys discuss the whole “home flipping” show craze, the ideal husband swap, and Ted has his first business idea basically glossed over by Damon’s affliction for waffles.
The guys are amazed by Damon’s entrepreneurial vision, Ted skipped breakfast and is boycotting jello, and Big Mac keeps chickens in complete darkness! Tune in, subscribe, and tell your friends!
Damon and Ted sit down for the (technically) inaugural "That Checks Out" Podcast. Ignore that first bit where they talk about the name of the podcast being "I'm Just Saying." Damon is a narcissist.
Star of the show. Well not really as it is a two man show, but my fragile ego can't handle sharing the spotlight. Scientists theorize that I am the offspring of Joe Dirt and a Bon Jovi cassette.
In my off time I like to put gravy on my biscuits, and play with my sweet pretty dog Minnie. That Checks Out is the only smart business idea I hav
Star of the show. Well not really as it is a two man show, but my fragile ego can't handle sharing the spotlight. Scientists theorize that I am the offspring of Joe Dirt and a Bon Jovi cassette.
In my off time I like to put gravy on my biscuits, and play with my sweet pretty dog Minnie. That Checks Out is the only smart business idea I have ever had, but that is mostly because I brought in Ted Willson to be the heart, soul, and comedy genius of the show.
I am a self-made hundredaire who enjoys making people laugh and swerving to miss squirrels at high rates of speed. I take great comfort in the vanity of having a second L in my last name that serves merely as a status symbol. Other words that compare to WilLson, are unchalLengeable (obvious), intelLigentsia (the intellectual elite of soci
I am a self-made hundredaire who enjoys making people laugh and swerving to miss squirrels at high rates of speed. I take great comfort in the vanity of having a second L in my last name that serves merely as a status symbol. Other words that compare to WilLson, are unchalLengeable (obvious), intelLigentsia (the intellectual elite of society), and whatchamacalLit (a delicious candy bar).
I perform stand up comedy locally, enjoy the Back to the Future franchise, and can juggle three apples when I’m not hungry (two if I am). I’m really just a guy who is following his dreams and will do anything to make this journey a success. . . successful enough to buy custom shoes. (This one’s not a vanity thing, but both of my big toes are on my left foot. While walking in a straight line can be difficult, I’m a beast at playing kickball.)
Turning negatives into positives two Ls at a time. ~ WilLson 2020
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